Guess what!? Remember that promotion we both applied for? They picked me! I'm so excited, but I bet you're feeling pretty bad. I'm half your age, I don't care about the company dress code, and I don't really work hard... yet I got the promotion you so desperately wanted. Looks like I'm your boss now! How funny is that. Clearly I'm the strongest candidate for the job and you are going to learn just how strong I really am. Not only am I going to beat you out for the promotion, but I'm going to beat you up... just for fun. You're MY bitch now and you won't soon forget it.