I'm the CEO of a prestigious company and I am looking to do some hiring. However, I only want men with BIG dicks on my workforce. That means the interview process is a little... different. This loser didn't realize that so he showed up with a resume AND a d i a p e r. Even worse, he does in fact have a tiny dick. GROSS! There is nothing remarkable about him and there is no way he's getting a paid position at my company. I do, however, give him a job and it happens to be a very painful one. Oh well! No one cares about the well being of small dick, d i a p e r losers anyways.