I have a date tonight. Your job is to make sure my ties and straps are neat. My makeup is perfect. This dress is black so you're going to pick every single floof hair off my perfect peachy ass. You're going to do it and you're going to do it on your slave knees AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. I don't want to hear any complaints from you. This is what you signed up for and I'm going silent on you for the next several hours so soak it up bitch.

I have a date tonight. Your job is to make sure my ties and straps are neat. My makeup is perfect. This dress is black so you're going to pick every single floof hair off my perfect peachy ass. You're going to do it and you're going to do it on your slave knees AND YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE IT. I don't want to hear any complaints from you. This is what you signed up for and I'm going silent on you for the next several hours so soak it up bitch.