Honey, I had such an interesting meeting with our realtor today! He cut us a huge deal on that new house we were looking at. How did I get the deal?... I fucked him, duh! You're the one who said I should get a hobby and this one is way more fun than scrap booking. I'm going to tell you all about how I drained that deal and his balls. But why stop at this guy when there are so many other men in powerful positions who can put Me in compromising sexual positions? Honey, I'm doing this for us... lol just kidding, I'm doing it for ME. And if you don't like it, good luck finding another hot wife!... Show more