You and your wife are guilty of displeasing your almighty ruler: Me. You're both dragged to my court to be punished for your insolence. I go over the crimes you've committed against me and discuss how your punishment.

In the meantime, you and your wife are both going to be kissing my roal shoes and groveling. I should just throw you both to the wolves but instead, I decide to keep you both as entertaining spectacles for my court to humiliate. You'll both be stripped nude and made to clean my palace floors with your tongues while my beautiful friends kick you both in the ass!