I'm in the middle of a hot date. We are making out and he has my shirt off when my stomach grumbles and I feel it starting to cramp. Quickly I excuse myself and try to get to the bathroom as fast as I can without seeming awkward about it. I see you (one of my good guys friends) in there and am so happy to see you. I need some support right now! You're going to have to excuse me though. I have to fart so bad and I can't fucking stop! I am horrified! What is this dude going to think? I sware the smell of these fucking farts are going to make me pu.ke I think you like my farts little weirdo! H...

I'm in the middle of a hot date. We are making out and he has my shirt off when my stomach grumbles and I feel it starting to cramp. Quickly I excuse myself and try to get to the bathroom as fast as I can without seeming awkward about it. I see you (one of my good guys friends) in there and am so happy to see you. I need some support right now! You're going to have to excuse me though. I have to fart so bad and I can't fucking stop! I am horrified! What is this dude going to think? I sware the smell of these fucking farts are going to make me pu.ke I think you like my farts little weirdo! Haha you're such a perv dude. I just can't make them stop. This seriously is not how I saw my date going tonight! I fart and fart and farts. Small toots, Big wet sharts, Explosive stinky booms. You name it you got it and LOTS of it !!! Almost 8 full minutes!