My own farts woke me up in the middle of the night. Luckily I have you chained up naked in my bathroom to unleash all my gas onto so that I can go back to resting peacefully. You should have known better than to send me emails wishing to be my chained fart slave forever. I warned you to be careful what you wish for. This isn’t going to be pleasant for you. I’m going to make sure of it. It’s going to stink, it’s going to be nasty, it’s going to be vile and you have no choice but to take it.

My own farts woke me up in the middle of the night. Luckily I have you chained up naked in my bathroom to unleash all my gas onto so that I can go back to resting peacefully. You should have known better than to send me emails wishing to be my chained fart slave forever. I warned you to be careful what you wish for. This isn’t going to be pleasant for you. I’m going to make sure of it. It’s going to stink, it’s going to be nasty, it’s going to be vile and you have no choice but to take it.