I am sitting on the toilet letting out some farts when I feel the need to blow my nose. Little do I know there is a tiny man on my tissue. Without even noticing him, I blow my nose and wipe my ass with the same tissue he is clinging to accidentally him between my ass cheeks.

I sit at the kitchen table, drinking a glass of w1ne while talking on the phone. I'm so engulfed in my convo that I don't even notice the little man hanging from my glass. Without a second thought, I shallow him whole and burp! I sudden feel gassy and can't help but let out all my nasty gas...all the while ther... Show more