Those who believe in God are forever asking the question whether man has free will or not. If you have free will, then you have chosen damnation by being a soul in my dark locker. If you do not have free will, you were destined to be my slave for all eternity. There is no escape. I perform a ritual, removing your soul from your weak body a bit at a time. I perform a binding spell, preventing you from jerking off or fucking anyone ever again. If you try and liberate yourself from my dark clutches, the penalties will be great. Bend lowly, slave. There is no escape.