Sometimes I go to the bar at night and drink too much and take someone home with me. I did that last night and this morning I woke up next to you. Lets just say I cannot wait to get you out of my house. You're trying to talk to me and convince me to spend more time with you and I just want you to leave. I try to be as rude as I can so you will just go. I start to make small talk but when you open your stupid mouth I am uninterested and burp in your stupid face over and over. OMG don't you get the hint? Time to go LOSER!

Sometimes I go to the bar at night and drink too much and take someone home with me. I did that last night and this morning I woke up next to you. Lets just say I cannot wait to get you out of my house. You're trying to talk to me and convince me to spend more time with you and I just want you to leave. I try to be as rude as I can so you will just go. I start to make small talk but when you open your stupid mouth I am uninterested and burp in your stupid face over and over. OMG don't you get the hint? Time to go LOSER!