I am a college professor, and I'm bored to . My husband doesn't fuck me nearly enough and all these young men keep coming up to me saying they will do ANYTHING to raise their final grade.

Really?

So, it's late on a Friday afternoon, finals are over and grades for the end of the semester have been given. I grade fairly, never on a curve and I don't give good grades to dumb boys who write terrible papers.

Mr. Small is a weakling who isn't very bright; but has these big dreams of going to Stanford. No doubt, his fat loser step-father and pig step-mother are living th...

I am a college professor, and I'm bored to . My husband doesn't fuck me nearly enough and all these young men keep coming up to me saying they will do ANYTHING to raise their final grade.

Really?

So, it's late on a Friday afternoon, finals are over and grades for the end of the semester have been given. I grade fairly, never on a curve and I don't give good grades to dumb boys who write terrible papers.

Mr. Small is a weakling who isn't very bright; but has these big dreams of going to Stanford. No doubt, his fat loser step-father and pig step-mother are living their failed dreams through him and have no clue their has the IQ of a doorstop. He comes to me after class, shaking and pale, begging for a meeting to discuss his grade.

Cute as he is, I'm sure the guy would be a total sexual favor, but these tight itchy pantyhose are begging for some relief. So, I tell him to come in later... much later when the rest of administration will be gone.

Mr. Small sits down across from me, clearly shaken and desperate, willing to do anything to turn the D- I gave him into an A. I explain that his written skills are awful, and there is no room for improvement because he doesn't have time to re-write the entire term paper. I offer him the chance to make up some points with an ORAL dissertation. But, he can't very well present a speech without an audience. He'll have to prove his ORAL skills another way.

Mr. Small, if you want this A, you're going to eat my ass. You're going to eat my ass through my pantyhose and you will NOT leave one snag. If you do a good job, you get your A.