You're the plumber I called to fix my broken toilet and I am absolutely at my wits end with you. This is the fifth time you've been back trying to get my toilet properly working again and I am starting to think you have no idea what you are doing.

You've checked the lines, the back of the tank assembly, replaced the ring and it still won't work. Now you are telling me you want to replace the toilet but it's a custom order because of the weird layout in my bathroom.

Unacceptable.

Maybe you just keep coming back to look at me, after all, I've caught you staring at m...

You're the plumber I called to fix my broken toilet and I am absolutely at my wits end with you. This is the fifth time you've been back trying to get my toilet properly working again and I am starting to think you have no idea what you are doing.

You've checked the lines, the back of the tank assembly, replaced the ring and it still won't work. Now you are telling me you want to replace the toilet but it's a custom order because of the weird layout in my bathroom.

Unacceptable.

Maybe you just keep coming back to look at me, after all, I've caught you staring at my big tits more than once. I don't have time for this.

Since you can't do your job as a plumber, you're going to do the job of my toilet. I have to drop a deuce than I have to get to work so, the only option we are left with is for YOU to be my toilet.

Lay down, loser. Open wide.