I don't understand why your skin is so dark, don't you wash it?

I don't believe that you were born this way, because you stink and your hair is greasy. You clearly need a shower. I am a supreme white Goddess and I would like to help you be less black and dirty looking.

Of course you'll never be as pure as white snow like me but I think I can help you by rinsing some of that ugly black off your skin with my pee.