Your role in life is to be my starbucks slave. That's it. It may seem miniscule but, starbucks is VERY important to me and I should never have to drive to get my own coffee. Instead, I wake up every morning and you are at my bedside, kneeling, with the vente in your stupid hand.

You do ok but you are SO fucking needy. Lately you've been following me around begging for your ass training session. Today you have just gone too far. You are pestering me before I've finished my coffee.

Here I am on the toilet enjoying my cold brew, no makeup, hair still tied up from the nighttim... Show more