My neighbor is a foot freak who is obsessed with my feet. Sometimes I go out in the morning barefoot then catch him dressed all in black, licking the dirt where I stood. I'm outside one day in my leggings and not much else, having a smoke, when I catch him going through my trash stealing a pair of old gym socks I threw out. I decide to let this loser get a mouth full of my foot dirt and he couldn't be happier. My feet are especially dirty and I laugh as I rub the blackness all over his face.