After taking me shopping we go back to my house. I thank you for all of the lovely gifts you have bought me, and tell you about how much I am dying to go out tonight and show off all of my skimpy outfits. Don't you want to go out tonight? It's so nice and hot out, I can really let it all hang out in one of my tiny tight little outfits. Why don't I try them on for you so you can help me pick the sexiest one? I can't wait to go and meet up with my hunky ass tinder date. Oh, wait? You thought YOU were going out with me tonight? Ummm...hello? Crawl back in the friend zone!!