No, I didn't win a vacation, but I am taking one absolutely free, and it's going to be sooo fun. Why is it free? Don't be silly, you know I don't pay for ANYTHING! Why do you think you exist?! I don't care about anything but your ability to pay, so I kindly offer up a suggestion on how you can make the money if you don't have it, and let you know what happens if you don't, whether you're rich or broke.