I’ve invited you over for a sleepover, and I’m feeling feisty. It’s fun to hang out and everything, but I have a better idea.

I know you caught sight of my neighbor when you arrived. He’s cute, isn’t it? Aww, don’t look so shy! Tell me a secret - do you have secret, sensual gay desires?

I thought so! I have an idea. I’ll invite my neighbor over, and we can play a little game. I want to see you two kiss!