I’m feeling a little destructive and want to get a little messy today. I’m going to place a few ripe yellow bananas in between my big ass cheeks & I’m going to crush it flat. I put the ripened fruit on a chair and I hover my huge fat heavy 60 inch ass over the fruit and press down with all 300 lbs of my weight. It compresses and flattens instantly then slides out from under my big butt. I laugh and get up to show you how crushed it is. That took no time at all. Poor little banana didn’t stand a chance.

I grab another banana and sit it on the top of my ass, bending over & smack my... Show more