Are you actually still pretending that your marriage is working out?

That you were even meant for a normal marriage to begin with? No, it was doomed from the beginning, with no hope of making it. Even when standing up at that altar, deep down you knew you would be forsaking all of those sacred vows for a greedy girl like Me. No matter how hard you tried and pretended to be normal, you’re simply not. She can’t get you hard, she doesn’t understand you... not like I do.

You’re not a good husband — sneaking off to pump to and pay pretty girls like Me — but ...

Are you actually still pretending that your marriage is working out?

That you were even meant for a normal marriage to begin with? No, it was doomed from the beginning, with no hope of making it. Even when standing up at that altar, deep down you knew you would be forsaking all of those sacred vows for a greedy girl like Me. No matter how hard you tried and pretended to be normal, you’re simply not. She can’t get you hard, she doesn’t understand you... not like I do.

You’re not a good husband — sneaking off to pump to and pay pretty girls like Me — but you’re a very good gooner, aren’t you? And I may be a homewrecker, but that home was already broken and you’re quite literally begging Me to ruin the rest...