With my Crohn’s disease the way it is these days I am constantly subjected to discomfort, gas and noise from my windy bowels and churning stomach. Sometimes I like to press my iPad mic to my gut so I can record those terrible sounds my belly makes and sometimes I can’t help but catch all kinds of disgusting, rancid burps as I coax my upset tummy to let out the gas! Here are a collection of some of my grossest noises for you with some slow-motion footage of my troublesome gut so you can picture the source of all the trouble while you listen! The first part of the audio contains some air swal...

With my Crohn’s disease the way it is these days I am constantly subjected to discomfort, gas and noise from my windy bowels and churning stomach. Sometimes I like to press my iPad mic to my gut so I can record those terrible sounds my belly makes and sometimes I can’t help but catch all kinds of disgusting, rancid burps as I coax my upset tummy to let out the gas! Here are a collection of some of my grossest noises for you with some slow-motion footage of my troublesome gut so you can picture the source of all the trouble while you listen! The first part of the audio contains some air swallowing and repeated burping until my windy tum wouldn’t let me swallow any more. There are sick belly gurgles, queasy belches, sloshy burbles, hot diarrhoea squelching in my guts and a blast of ass gas as some surprise farts interrupt the tummy burbles and burping! Can you imagine how putrid my insides are all the time? This tummy needs a so much TLC.. how would you look after it for me?