My entire digestive system ran on mounds of hot, buttery toast for about a month at the start of this year and as a result I gained so much weight! The skin on my stomach felt so stretched and taut, and it’s no surprise that shortly afterwards I broke out in angry red stretch marks! I usually use a standard moisturiser when I feel like my belly needs a bit of TLC, but on this occasion I wondered whether butter would do as much for the outside of my tummy as it has for the inside... I was kind of nervous, I wasn’t sure how the butter would feel but damn, it really felt good, and so naughty a...

My entire digestive system ran on mounds of hot, buttery toast for about a month at the start of this year and as a result I gained so much weight! The skin on my stomach felt so stretched and taut, and it’s no surprise that shortly afterwards I broke out in angry red stretch marks! I usually use a standard moisturiser when I feel like my belly needs a bit of TLC, but on this occasion I wondered whether butter would do as much for the outside of my tummy as it has for the inside... I was kind of nervous, I wasn’t sure how the butter would feel but damn, it really felt good, and so naughty at the same time, knowing all that grease on the outside of my belly was clogging up the inside too! But I had such a soft belly afterwards, it really helped my poor, stretched skin! Plus the massage helped out some stubborn burps! Butter on the inside... butter on the outside..... I have a real butterball belly!