Santa has gotten too fat to fit on the sleigh alongside all the presents - but has a sneaky plan to stow the shrunken presents away somewhere very safe! After shrinking all the gifts down like marbles I decide the best way to fit everything in the sleigh is to keep the presents safely inside my stomach. I down then one by one with drink until a whole big, rattly bag of marbles are rolling around inside my stomach, clinking and clattering inside my belly while I move around, complaining about how heavy and uncomfortable they feel inside of me! I talk in explicit detail about the journey they...

Santa has gotten too fat to fit on the sleigh alongside all the presents - but has a sneaky plan to stow the shrunken presents away somewhere very safe! After shrinking all the gifts down like marbles I decide the best way to fit everything in the sleigh is to keep the presents safely inside my stomach. I down then one by one with drink until a whole big, rattly bag of marbles are rolling around inside my stomach, clinking and clattering inside my belly while I move around, complaining about how heavy and uncomfortable they feel inside of me! I talk in explicit detail about the journey they’re going to take through me and all the discomfort I’m going to face as I wait for them to pass. Lots of farts and belches too because I was very gassy that day!