Please note: there’s no actual farts in this video, I was trying DESPERATELY to let some gas go throughout the video but couldn’t get it to shift at all, no matter how much I rubbed my swollen stomach! Suffering with a bloated, gassy bellyache, I needed a break to try to soothe and relieve my belly so I decided to sit back and nurse my windy tummy for a while, taking the opportunity to make a confession vid I’d been planning to open up about for a while - talking about my top 3 most embarrassing fart related moments! The first story involves my biggest, longest, must humiliating fart to-dat...

Please note: there’s no actual farts in this video, I was trying DESPERATELY to let some gas go throughout the video but couldn’t get it to shift at all, no matter how much I rubbed my swollen stomach! Suffering with a bloated, gassy bellyache, I needed a break to try to soothe and relieve my belly so I decided to sit back and nurse my windy tummy for a while, taking the opportunity to make a confession vid I’d been planning to open up about for a while - talking about my top 3 most embarrassing fart related moments! The first story involves my biggest, longest, must humiliating fart to-date, which the love of my life witnessed in full glory just after we moved in together! The second involves a huge, smelly, gaseous blast I let out in a hospital waiting room while in the third an upset stomach and some more stinky wind left other people blaming each other for the fart while I got away with it - I think! I spare no blushes as I talk in graphic detail about my rancid digestive system and flatulence!