Well you’ve caught me out nursing a burpy, bloaty bellyache after stuffing myself all day then adding a litre of ice cream and a can and a half of coke to the mix, leaving me bubbling up inside my stomach like a gassy volcano, nursing a growing ice cream float in my belly! I’m still percolating and fizzing away, and the burps just keep on coming! You’re gonna have to help me relieve this huge, swollen stomachache somehow. Help me listen to my tummyache with my stethoscope and use your magic touch to massage the gas out of my greedy feedee gut while I sip some coke in the hope I can burp up ...

Well you’ve caught me out nursing a burpy, bloaty bellyache after stuffing myself all day then adding a litre of ice cream and a can and a half of coke to the mix, leaving me bubbling up inside my stomach like a gassy volcano, nursing a growing ice cream float in my belly! I’m still percolating and fizzing away, and the burps just keep on coming! You’re gonna have to help me relieve this huge, swollen stomachache somehow. Help me listen to my tummyache with my stethoscope and use your magic touch to massage the gas out of my greedy feedee gut while I sip some coke in the hope I can burp up some of the pressure. But in the end there’s only one way to really shake up all this gas and relieve me in more ways than one so help me bounce and belch my way to a huge fucking relieving orgasm before I EXPLODE!