Vivian is your next contestant auditioning to be the southern cutie of the year.

Its a bikini contest so she comes in looking fit and flirty in a neon green bikini. She goes on and on about when she moved to the south and why she likes Florida more than the midwest. You offer her water, just like you do all the contestants. She enthusiastically takes two cans of sparkling water and chugs them both.

Soon this southern belle isn't quite so ladylike. In between her recollections of midwest winters she burps like a man. One after another, no shame or humiliation, she just keep...

Vivian is your next contestant auditioning to be the southern cutie of the year.

Its a bikini contest so she comes in looking fit and flirty in a neon green bikini. She goes on and on about when she moved to the south and why she likes Florida more than the midwest. You offer her water, just like you do all the contestants. She enthusiastically takes two cans of sparkling water and chugs them both.

Soon this southern belle isn't quite so ladylike. In between her recollections of midwest winters she burps like a man. One after another, no shame or humiliation, she just keeps on like nobody notices. Is this the kind of girl that should be representing the south in your beauty contest?!

ABSOLUTELY