Your wife gets bitchier every year.

Now you want to go to the bar with friends from work and have some beers to celebrate the holiday and wives are coming but she's being a total rag about it. She hates your friends, she hates the bar, she hates everything.

She asks why you want to go. You tell her that what you really wanted was to grow your family and have a baby but she refuses to do that, so the bar it is. She goes on and on about all the reasons she doesn't want to have a baby. The messes, the diapers, the screaming.

She is all worked up now so you offer to m... Show more