I stopped getting my nails done when I got pregnant because inhaling all those fumes can't be healthy.

I also quit getting gel done on my toes because under all that pretty color, my nails were royally fucked up.

So here I am, 9 months pregnant trying to figure out how to paint my toenails around my huge belly.

This is not a script. This is me, in genuine agony trying to paint my toenails. Ah the joys of pregnancy.

I stopped getting my nails done when I got pregnant because inhaling all those fumes can't be healthy.

I also quit getting gel done on my toes because under all that pretty color, my nails were royally fucked up.

So here I am, 9 months pregnant trying to figure out how to paint my toenails around my huge belly.

This is not a script. This is me, in genuine agony trying to paint my toenails. Ah the joys of pregnancy.