I know you have fallen on tough times and your money's real tight... so i feel for you, I do.

But, you do owe me money.

Luckily for you, I have found myself in a peculiar situation, and I need a volunteer. So instead of a financial transaction, perhaps we can figure out a trade?

My "friend" Ivan has tasked me with trying out a new invention of his, and I think you would be perfect for the job! I can't see you being in any sort of position of saying no, so I guess just sit back and let me do my thing. Since you were always such a dick to deal with, I decide to shoo... Show more