You have been the sweetest boyfriend, but i must be honest. I'm done with you. But, you have a way you can serve me. As you drink your final drink I laugh a little, knowing it will transform you into a nice raw turkey I can eat. I begin to cook you. Taking my time stuffing you like a pregnant woman with homemade stuffing and bread. You'll taste so absolutely yummy. I can't wait to devour you. I baste you, read to roast you in the oven. I open the oven to let you cook for a while. I check on you to baste you some more. Finally you are ready! I pull you out and you are so piping hot, my mouth... Show more