After walking through the hallway in our house one day, I happen to notice you have the door open to the bathroom. Curiously I peek inside and see you in the shower. I knew you were a geek already, but what I happen to see shocked me. You have a small dick! And not just small... TINY! I rush back into my room thinking about how to use this information to my advantage, after all... I may be blonde but I'm also smart as hell! When I hear you get out of the shower I call you into my room. I make you aware of what I have seen, while laughing historically at your embarrassment. I run through a list...

After walking through the hallway in our house one day, I happen to notice you have the door open to the bathroom. Curiously I peek inside and see you in the shower. I knew you were a geek already, but what I happen to see shocked me. You have a small dick! And not just small... TINY! I rush back into my room thinking about how to use this information to my advantage, after all... I may be blonde but I'm also smart as hell! When I hear you get out of the shower I call you into my room. I make you aware of what I have seen, while laughing historically at your embarrassment. I run through a list of scenarios with you before landing on the one that will make my day... you're pathetic enough as it is, and unless you want to completely destroy what small shred of hope you have at a social life... you had better do what I say...