You've just walked in to a strip club that I'm working at and request to get a lap dance. We start dancing and talking and I notice something hard poking up from your pants. You seem nervous, and yet VERY excited as I ask if you would like some help taking care of that. I have picked this room precisely because the camera is broken, and if you want to jerk yourself off I won't say a thing, there is just something you will have to do for me...