Since you've found me, Wifey just doesn't do anything for you anymore. She doesn't excite you in the ways that I do, she doesn't please you in the ways that I can, she just doesn't make the cut. You find yourself sneaking away to come and enjoy me when you have a spare moment in your day, and at the end, there isn't much left for her. You come here for what you need, and she gets what left at the end of that, and that is exactly how it should be. Goddess first, Wifey second!

Since you've found me, Wifey just doesn't do anything for you anymore. She doesn't excite you in the ways that I do, she doesn't please you in the ways that I can, she just doesn't make the cut. You find yourself sneaking away to come and enjoy me when you have a spare moment in your day, and at the end, there isn't much left for her. You come here for what you need, and she gets what left at the end of that, and that is exactly how it should be. Goddess first, Wifey second!