I don't know baby, I don't know why you're such a pathetic excuse for a man.
I guess you were just born that way and I so happened to sniff out your money. And it's not my fault I took advantage of your weaknesses and you're attraction to me. I was upfront about being your arm candy, allowing you to brag to your friends and unenthusiastic to touch you sexually. So I am going to get my dick now. And you have no choice but to wait up for me because you wouldn't want me to spill our little cuckold chastity secret, now would you?