*This is the RealPlayer Version of "Addie Spells Out Why She Would Never Date You and Then Crushes Your Dreams"*

Do I really NEED to spell it out? Alright, I will, just so that we're clear. QUEER. Q-U-E-E-R. That's what you are. Come out of the closet already because it's obvious that you aren't pleasing any women. Now I'm going to crush this with my bare feet...bam! You want more? Ok...BOX. B-O-X. I gave you an easy one because I know how dumb you are and how you can't spell. Why did I spell BOX? Because you live in a dingy box apartment. Might as well be living in a cardboard box,...

*This is the RealPlayer Version of "Addie Spells Out Why She Would Never Date You and Then Crushes Your Dreams"*

Do I really NEED to spell it out? Alright, I will, just so that we're clear. QUEER. Q-U-E-E-R. That's what you are. Come out of the closet already because it's obvious that you aren't pleasing any women. Now I'm going to crush this with my bare feet...bam! You want more? Ok...BOX. B-O-X. I gave you an easy one because I know how dumb you are and how you can't spell. Why did I spell BOX? Because you live in a dingy box apartment. Might as well be living in a cardboard box, you pathetic loser. No girl is ever going to want to go to your place, it's infested with roaches and just...overall nastiness. Ugh. Hmm...why else won't I date you? Well, you're dumb, but I don't have the letters to spell that. Let's see what other words I can use to humiliate you with...