???? WET FARTS

* This session was like 4 hours so I did something different. I cut out pretty much everything between each fart, so this video is 42 minutes of basically non-stop farting!! It took forever to edit! xD

Wow, it's crazy how busy things get around Christmas! I have been running around so much! I haven't even had time to shower! ???? Ugh and I still have presents to wrap, things to crochet, puzzles to do... I almost feel bad that my chair is a living, breathing, pathetic little slave. Almost.

Oh I should probably ment...

???? WET FARTS

* This session was like 4 hours so I did something different. I cut out pretty much everything between each fart, so this video is 42 minutes of basically non-stop farting!! It took forever to edit! xD

Wow, it's crazy how busy things get around Christmas! I have been running around so much! I haven't even had time to shower! ???? Ugh and I still have presents to wrap, things to crochet, puzzles to do... I almost feel bad that my chair is a living, breathing, pathetic little slave. Almost.

Oh I should probably mention the other thing about Christmas. I pig out like crazy! I don't know if it's the weather or what, but I just eat and eat! Like in the last 24 hours, here's what I've eaten:

2 protein shakes, broccoli cheese and pepper omelette, 3 coffees, 2 brownie sundays, 2 eggnogs, Kimchi fried rice with cabbage soup, potroast with brussels sprouts and asparagus AND I had chili with extra beans and onions JUST before I locked him in my smotherbox for literally 4 hours! ????

You can just IMAGINE the smell of my farts! They are toxic and endless! Seriously if smellovision was a thing this video would get me arrested for manslaughter! xD

They were so nasty he tried to “red light” me (safeword) multiple times! You’ll see how well that worked out for him... ????