There you are, My good little piggie...

Sit down, lean back, make yourself comfortable like a good boy. Then watch My piggy video...by the time it is done, you will not be able to keep Me out of your mind....you will dream only of Me....you will want to give Me all that you have....and more. You will fantasize about Me and Me alone...you will NEED to see Me, hear Me, shower Me with money and gifts.....

That's a good little piggy.