We are heading out to dinner and you start to make a fuss about me wearing heels.
Don't blame my heels for your short height, you would still be shorter than me no matter what. And I'm not even that tall, just 5'6. And 5 inches taller with my Jil Sander high heeled boots on.
I giggle and laugh in your face at your lame, pointless excuses and concerns, and make fun of you and you are getting hard! Awesome, I bet you will also enjoy the public shameful walk next to me in front of everyone.