I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, TheDumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd but she didn't want to do it to your face, so she hired me to do it!
She told me that her reason for dumping you is because you just won't stop looking at hot, sexy women with huge breasts in the street!
She said you're constantly staying up late to watch porn and she just feels very insecure!
She did say that if you were willing to change completely, she would give you another chance, but I'm going to be real honest with you.. ...

I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, TheDumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd but she didn't want to do it to your face, so she hired me to do it!
She told me that her reason for dumping you is because you just won't stop looking at hot, sexy women with huge breasts in the street!
She said you're constantly staying up late to watch porn and she just feels very insecure!
She did say that if you were willing to change completely, she would give you another chance, but I'm going to be real honest with you..
I think you'll quickly get bored of being a good boy for your boring girlfriend and I think you'll soon be back to wanking over porn!
You can't help it, I understand!
You can have SO MUCH MORE FUN, without her now!
You can jerk as often as you like!
Trust me, I'll help you get over her REAL QUICKLY! X