So, I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, The Dumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd, but I'm actually here to work as a mediator and I'm here to help you get over it nice and quickly so that she can move on in peace!
So, your EX girlfriend told me to tell you that she's really sorry but she's actually been fucking your friend behind your back for months now! (OMG, right!)
She said she just couldn't stand how cringe you are and decided to move in with him whilst you were at work, and let me pass on the message ... Show more