So, I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, The Dumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd, but I'm actually here to work as a mediator and I'm here to help you get over it nice and quickly so that she can move on in peace!
So, your EX girlfriend told me to tell you that she's really sorry but she's actually been fucking your friend behind your back for months now! (OMG, right!)
She said she just couldn't stand how cringe you are and decided to move in with him whilst you were at work, and let me pass on the message ...

So, I don't know if you're aware but I'm the founder of, The Dumping Agency, and I am here to dump you on your EX girlfriends behalf!
I know it seems odd, but I'm actually here to work as a mediator and I'm here to help you get over it nice and quickly so that she can move on in peace!
So, your EX girlfriend told me to tell you that she's really sorry but she's actually been fucking your friend behind your back for months now! (OMG, right!)
She said she just couldn't stand how cringe you are and decided to move in with him whilst you were at work, and let me pass on the message so she didn't have too!
Anyway, I know you're upset and I don't want you to feel embarrassed but I think it would be helpful for you to jerk off as I give you the finer details..
This is actually a great coping mechanism, so no need to feel weird as I start talking about his huge thick cock, sliding in and out of her wet pussy, okay?