Oh bitch boy, you're so vulnerable right now, aren't you!
I mean, all it takes is a squeeze and a little jerk off encouragement and I've activated your hard, money cock!
Umm.. it's so risky at this time of year too!
Especially when I'm so unethical!
Unfortunately for you, risk is sexy, so you're fucked either way!
Hmm.. I'm going to ruin your fucking Christmas!
Don't worry though bitch, as you pump your money cock over my big greedy tits, I'm going to give you some great advice on what to do when you're left miserable and broke for me, on Christmas Day!