I came for a job interview as a nanny, but as soon as I sat down I started sneezing. I'm trying to assure you that I'm not sick, and that there's no reason to worry that I'll infect your little ones because I'm probably just allergic to your cologne. I don't stop sneezing! Eventually I have to leave the meeting because the sneezing becomes unbearable. I'm asking you to continue the meeting over the phone because I can't form a simple sentence from all that sneezing!

I came for a job interview as a nanny, but as soon as I sat down I started sneezing. I'm trying to assure you that I'm not sick, and that there's no reason to worry that I'll infect your little ones because I'm probably just allergic to your cologne. I don't stop sneezing! Eventually I have to leave the meeting because the sneezing becomes unbearable. I'm asking you to continue the meeting over the phone because I can't form a simple sentence from all that sneezing!