I need a gentleman or slave, either of these two would be great! You see, I smoke a lot, and I need someone who will light each of my cigarettes and clean ashtray, because it's very boring. So I have a proposition for you, you can not stand close to my foot, mouth open, and swallow the ash of my cigarettes, easy solution and no mess ...

I'm chatting with you about this topic while I'm smoking a cigarette.