Come on enter, we need to talk... I was checking your bank account and just realized that you spent money on Porn. Don't you know that you're not allowed to spend money on porn? Excuse me, what? I am not you're girlfriend?... Of course not! You're girlfriend sits on the couch watching Netflix eating popcorn, chips, donuts, getting fat! You come from work and the attention she gives you is NOTHING... so later that night, because your life is so sad and pathetic you go on the computer to watch porn, but that same old story doesn't bring you any excitement at all.

So that's why you co... Show more