Big truck? Compensation.

Big bank account? Compensation.

Big muscles? Compensation.

Face it. You can try, and try, and try again, and it means nothing. You'll always be lacking the thing that money can't buy and the gym can't fix: HEIGHT. It's a meme - his height starts with 5! XD - but some memes are true - very, very true - and this one couldn't be truer. Oh, and I know short guys have tried to spread the myth that short guys = big cocks, but come on, we all know that isn't true. All the camera angle tricks and perspective in the world can't hide your tiny littl...

Big truck? Compensation.

Big bank account? Compensation.

Big muscles? Compensation.

Face it. You can try, and try, and try again, and it means nothing. You'll always be lacking the thing that money can't buy and the gym can't fix: HEIGHT. It's a meme - his height starts with 5! XD - but some memes are true - very, very true - and this one couldn't be truer. Oh, and I know short guys have tried to spread the myth that short guys = big cocks, but come on, we all know that isn't true. All the camera angle tricks and perspective in the world can't hide your tiny little penis that you have to grip with your thumb and index finger (because you can't actually wrap your hand around it). It's laughable. YOU'RE laughable.

Height 5'5"? Swipe left. 5'8"? Swipe left. 5'11"? Swipe ri-LOL NO. SWIPE LEFT. You can pay for sex, sure, but a wife? Not happening, unless you manage to get a gold digger. No trophy wife for you. I want to give you a little secret: when a woman is out with you, on a date, she's looking in the mirror, thinking about going out and having fun, feeling sexy and hot, until she realizes she can't wear her favorite heels. Even in lifts, it's not enough. She's too close to your height, and it's humiliating for her. How does that make you feel? That everyone at the restaurant or bar or club will be thinking, "well, there goes a short little man who obviously can't please his woman". That has to be brutal!

I'll spell it for you. M. A. N. L. E. T. It's pronounced, "pathetic loser". Definition: a lifetime of humiliation.