You need to show me how good you are at being a pathetic virgin that you have been your whole life - show me how you have mastered the skill of masturbating. I bet you are super good at it since one of your forearms is bigger than the other. Showing me is the closest you are going to get to me helping you lose your virginity. Did you really think I would help you, that I would take pity on you? There is nothing about me that screams I would take even the slightest amount of pity on you. When I hear virgin I translate that into worst lay ever.