My partner has been awful lately and they're on their way home so I'm going to make sure their side of the sofa is nice and warm as a little payback. I start ripping fart after fart right on their spot, taking their pillow and farting on that and farting right were they put their food on the coffee table. To make it worse I pull my sweatpants down and then my panties just to fart even more and make sure they get the maximum stink factor. Burps slip out while I push out farts until I'm finally out of gas and they're about to come through the door. How am I going to pay them back next?