Trying to enjoy a soda while I paint my nails made me gassier than I thought it would. Burps start flowing as soon as I get started and with all the gas in my belly and the position I'm in farts start to flow soon too. The burps are deep, long and loud. I try to stop a few of them with my fist and by closing my mouth but it doesn't help. Every time I lean over I let out a fart, some too suspiciously wet, but all loud and obnoxious flowing one after another as soon as I shift and give them the space. With gas coming out both ends, my nail painting takes forever but it feels so good as it co... Show more