I can't stop farting but I live in a house with someone who doesn't like them so I try to muffle them so they don't think it's all I'm doing all day. First I show you how I muffle my farts in bed by pulling my blanket between my butt cheeks and farting nice, quiet, muffled farts into it over and over again. I spread my cheeks and toot to let out the extra gas before showing you how I muffle my farts while sitting by farting into a little pillow. I wiggle my booty to get it as deep in my crack as I can and then rip fart after fart onto the poor little pillow, lifting it up against my butt t... Show more