I have the house to myself so I bust out the snacks and the grass and go chill out on the sofa. I'm already a little gassy and my soda just helps the burps come up so I can shovel in more snacks. I toss around on the sofa, laying on my back and my side as I watch TV and mutter to myself about how much better my bloated belly feels every time I belch. My shorts get to the point where there uncomfortable and I have to unbotton them only to find I have to burp to make room so I can button them back up. Watch my bloated tummy jiggle while I try to fasten my shorts and pack up my snacks. There'... Show more